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Hi. Fancy seeing you today. Suprise suprise I'm blogging. Technically I'm not blogging since Edwina's doing the typing. Three days til' I hit the big ONE-SEVEN, I can feel the wrinkles already. Okay, I've done my obligational blogging to keep the beast within Edwina sated. That's all. Adieu. That's it.

That's all folks. Take that Looney Tunes.

Yasaswi says : Ummm... memorable sleepover for O8.
Amy : Technically 07.
Yasaswi : Which amy wasted 20 minutes talking to a random stranger pervert, making it technically possible for Amy to ummm..... to follow a career in perverted channel of internet flirtation. Oh well. OH! ARE YOU QUOTTING ME WORD 4 WORD? In Amy's eyes NYs would not be NYs with a Matt Corby 'sightation'. We all know he was one of those children who were sex changed at birth.
Amy : Learn some English.
Yasaswi : Why do you think I failed?
AMy : You did?
Yasaswi : Yeah for prelims, getting better. That's it. NY ! Hope you don't beat me in HSC which you will I will forever hate you in if you beat me in legal...which you will probably do. Contemplation of all the bored weirdo assholes who actually read this blog.

Edwina : Speechless

<EDIT> Woops, this isn't my Vox. -Giggles- </EDIT>

Milk and Cereal, Cereal and Milk.

I'm addicted to this song, it's so uplifting :)  G-Love and Special Sauce - Milk and Cereal

Lmao. Today was probably the only productive day I've had so far in these very lazy holidays. Amy came over so we could do the listening questions as part of our Japanese summer holidays homework. Not joking, the lady gave us a mini textbook to do. Hurrah ! :D

Quite the interesting day. Okay following that we watched some Ghost Sighting videos and hell are they crazy scary :(

Be warned, Amy and I screamed LOUD.

Okay afterwards we decided to exploit the post-christmas sales. Boy was I disappointed, $2.60 for a train ticket to Parra and coming home with nothing at all. Actually I really regret not buying the Andy Warhol t-shirt - -" I want it now. Sigh-

We had nachos today (Amy and I). Quite tasty, we also further proved that asians are simply hopeless eating without the aids of chopsticks : D

Good day.

I've still got a menacing cold. Ick

Kyou wa korede.

just had a row with my demeaning parents. gosh they're such overgrown cows - and thats not strong enough to describe wat im feelign atm. they actually made me cry and i havent cried in front of them since i was 9!

GRRRWEOLBVJDFOHBODFNGVBPNVSNS!!!!!

all this aggressive tension in my body

puffy red eyes

hatred bubbling to the surface

degraded soul

au revoir - ive done my part in society and blogged for the sake of world peace. [yes i can still crack a feeble joke in my emotional state]

bonjour all,

needed a title that'll snag ur wandering eye. that does the trick, does it not?

life has reached a point of existence where only callous cynical remarks will make my day =). atm @ bob's house. he has kindly allowed me to borrow his brand spanking new pc to blog on. see the trust ? *note this could or could not be a sarcastic remark. cannot be proved or disproved so hah! ive realised tho legal studies is boring, i am thriving in it. thriving like a fish in water, a worm in dirt, whatever phrase tickles ur fancy. ur darling fascist amy has joined the youth labour party. arent u proud. may even lead those marches against john howards lecherous eyebrows one day = watch this space.

update of whats going on behind me in bobs room: steven and bob are producing groaning noises that suggest a bit of tumbling action is going on.*raise of the eyebrow* wat are those boys up to? dream walking? that'll be a new term in my nonexistent dictionary. itll go right next to pictorism - the art of plagarising pictures. still sounds of arguing goign on behind me.  steven is subtlely driving bob crazy. naggin and such. epitomizing? he asks. aaah the mockery starts here. another comment out of steven as he ransacks through bob's possessions: "if i look in ur book for the whole day itll benefit me more than coaching ( sarcastic much?)"....stuff happens, then BAM;  bob's reply :"how can u detereorate ur english? u speak it everyday....BULLSHIT." 

they've finally caught on to wat im doing? it's taken a while for them to realise that im typing out the crazier elements of their convo for the amusement of cyberstrangers. seems to have evoked their interest and outrage. will amy survive this latest dilemma? find out in the next exciting installment of my blog.

aufweidesen adieu.

much love oxox

srsly if u stop to consider it, its true! how can one determine that another is being sarcastic online!!!! this thought arose in me as i was using sarcasm to no avail in a msn convo with my long term nemesis bob. and then when he replied, i had no idea if he was being sincere or sarcastic! this problem is a deep concern as it could brake alliances, friendships, romances - whatever u wanna call it. Nevertheless the problem isnt a big one if compared to others such as the possibility that we may have john howard as PM again. yes i know there are conservative voters out there who like john howards no-promises-that-will-lead-aus-into-the-technological-era campaign, but give kevin rudd a go! he speaks chinese, he's got rupert murdochs support, he wants to annihilate howards workplace agreement laws, he's got a backbone and doesnt have bushy eyebrows; wat more can u want? that should cover the majority of australians.ex indigenous population. go Labor!!!

second last day of the holidays, reletless boredom. still havent practised for my upcoming english assessment. yes im a procrastinator - go ahead and shoot me. finished great gatsby and rendezvous. now just have to finish frankenstein, which is unlikely. =) whoever created sparknotes, i applaud u and condone ur outlandishness.

zaijian now. 

Video: Show us a movie, show or video that inspired you to try something new. 
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Learn How To Juggle 3 Balls

Sorry it's still Edwina, please don't immolate me for your spine-chilling vegetable worship religion.

Juggling is not an easy task.

With Love.

Is it likely that the U.S. will have a female president in the near future? In your lifetime? Why?

Yes. Yes. I'm travelling to the U.S after gaining every politics related degree that is attainable. My rhetoric power will have the Americans on their knees begging for me to lead them in glorious triumph in all that we shall conquer. In case the connotation just wasn't quite that blatant, yes I will be the next president yet also the first female president.

That wasn't actually Amy but it seems like it yeah? It's something we just come to expect for our darling Amy to do. THE ENGLISH PATIENT HAS A MOVIE AMY! THE FRONT COVER IS TWO MAKING OUT. :)

Good night.

With Love.

As you might have noticed, i tried to come up with a very philosophical heading worthy of the great chinese spiritual philosopher Confucious. what ive ended up creating instead is an enigmatic statement that condemns and disparages our society . After reading edwina's blog, my head does lower in shame as i realise i have so absently neglected to blog as required of me. ive been at work for the last three days in a row..man tlak about a killer: 22 hrs!!! and i still have to negotiate with my maniacal boss to reduce the hours im working. havent even started on my school work and practise for the english assessment.

The Lovely Bones: A Novel

*sigh what does one do? on a brighter topic, ive nearly finished the great gatsby; which is tops. Ive finished reading the lovely bones which is a great revolutionary intense masterpiece.<--- thats saying somethine as i rarely dish out such great compliments. it was SOOO sad =( and the killer wasnt even caught and convicted! SOme justice! ooops =/ there i go spoiling the ending again hehe i always do that. why you might ask? compulsive habit perhaps, or possibly sub-consciously i enjoy spoiling a good hearty book for those around me.

still need to finish wuthering heights and nineteen eighty-four before the holidays are over.

watching the biggest loser one day, i was caught up in the inspirational and motivational journey that these obese ppl seemed to be undertaking. It does raise my morale slightly knowing that there are ppl out there fatter than i am and are working hard to shed the blubber caused by the controlling fast food giants maccas and KFC. GO FATTIES GO! YOU CAN'T SUCCUMB TO THAT DELICIOUS FRIED CHICKEN! *disclaimer* KFC is still appreciated and patroned by one amy siyi zhang.

ooh that leads me to my other new news. i finally legally got my name changed. thus from here on in i am officially recognised as amy siyi zhang.  

think ive said wats needed to be said. now off to bumming around in cyberspace for me.

aloha, for the hello which i never said and the goodbye which i am saying.

holidays: still boring thus far. Yesterday went to bob's new house wiht a housewarming present, and it also happened to be his bday. happy birthday bob. his house is mad! so basically spent the day at his house, went out for dinner and nothing very interesting in between. haven't ad time to read as much as ive wanted to but..meh.

toodles,

xoxo amy 

So that title was basically a random collection of the most pirate-ish words I could possibly think up of.

Amed to please - Complaisant

And by the way, I'd really hate myself for breaking Amy's loyal hearts but I'll say it anyways, this isn't Amy. Oh my golly gosh Edwina where did you stash everyone's favourite Asian political corruption? I don't know. Smirk smirk.

The picture on the right is one I was playing around with on Photoshop CS2 whilst reading through some tutorials, Tania was in it originally but I cut it out because I thought I'd rather see Tania whole than just half her face. Shiver. Amy looks very what's her name, Mameha from Memoirs Of A Geisha here and I remind myself of Hatsumomo. Oooh old school geishas, 2 steps back :)

Well the main reason for why I'm blogging on a Vox other than my own is to shout out to the word wide web,

watashi no ichiban tomodachi wa amy chan ga daisuki da.

Well I've accomplished what I've set out to do, so really there is no real plausible reason remaining to stay so, au revoir COMRADES! :)

Much Love.